phantom-of-the-audi:

highwaytohellno:

#me at the doctor’s office

i yelled that when they were taking my blood at the hospital an one of the male nurses about lost his shit laughing at me

(Source: hoechlinshasmoved)

ruinedchildhood:

The Story Of How Pinocchio Became A Real Boy

(via ruinedchildhood)

pussylipgloss:

what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business

(via orgasm)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

Do you ever have those moments when you check the time in a dream and you missed something that was important to you so you wake up and get all upset about it in your half-asleep state and then you actually check the time and it turns out you didn’t actually miss anything

(via lildicktornado)

elenamorelli:

{ into the turquoise }

elenamorelli:

{ into the turquoise }

(via insanecunt)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

image

(via laugh-addict)